i need you to fuck me as hard as i hate myself
*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
(Source: tootwizard)
you’re the only one who understands me google
Indirectly offending a friend
